Daria’s Life

I took my Dylan to McDonald’s for a milkshake thinking that it would help him to feel better today and calm his tummy a bit. On the way home I was mentioning that we really need to LYSOL the entire house, doorknobs etc. and get the germs outta here. “what’s Vysol?” Dylan says “No Dylan [...]

We were talking the other day about Dylan’s Uncle Conor and wondering who he’ll end up marrying and how long it will take till we have another wedding in the family. Dylan pipes up “Well he’d better give me a good year before he does that! I have plans for him!”

I got a phone call this afternoon from my son’s principal. Apparently someone came by and decided that Dylan’s new bike looked too good to pass up. They cut through the fence with wire cutters and took his bike that he’s had for maybe a few weeks now. My little guy is absolutely crushed, he [...]

This was just hysterical. Dylan and I walked into the mall to pick up a parcel from the post office. On our way out Dylan says “WOW that guy has a COOL outfit!” I look over and there’s this little old man probably in his late 80’s at least. The man had on black pants, [...]

I’m so proud of Dylan I could just burst. He is 10 years old and has had a huge FEAR of learning to ride a bike for so long, we tried so many things but he was just terrified for some reason. Well on the weekend we went to some Garage Sales and there was [...]

Yesterday I picked up my Dylan from school and somehow on the ride home the topic of sex came about. Anyway, I said something like:
“hey buddy, we didn’t get to have that talk about sex the other day and we should do that so you can ask some questions if you have any.”
Dylan’s response “I [...]

Some of our family already knows this but I wanted to forever capture it as one of those classic HILARIOUS Dylan moments.
My Dad came into town to drive me back home this summer while I’ve been so ill with my pregnancy. Nathan, Dad and all the boys decided to go for a walk that night [...]

While at the Circus on Saturday the ring master woman stands up and announces that now they will be selling the coveted Circus coloring books and that “all the parents should buy them and give one to a POOR UNFORTUNATE child who didn’t get to go to the circus today”. Dylan looks at me and [...]