My face is so swollen and bruised from my wisdom teeth extraction on Thursday. I thought that I’d be doing so much better by now, the pain from it is just killing me. What’s worse is that I look like some kind of Deranged Chipmunk who’s high 85% of the time on the best codeine on the market.
My Mom thinks I look like I have chewing tobacco stuck into my cheek, eewwww. Joshy keeps telling me that he’s going to fix my face with water and medicine. How sweet is that? Send me good vibes…tell me I’m pretty! I’m desperate, drugged and emotional.