Yes, It’s true. I’m going to share my hints, tips and know how with you for the bargain price of …FREE! I can help you to drive your husband completely WILD with emotion. It’s easy and if you follow my simple tips you’ll be on your way to an “explosive” experience. I like to shake things up a bit and change the things that I do just to keep him guessing “Will she do that again??”

I’m just kidding people, it’s not the kind of wild reaction you might be expecting. In fact sometimes I wonder how Nathan and I ever got together, how he ever puts up with me and all my idiosyncrasies. I HAVE MANY! Nathan has many things in his life that he likes “just so”, but in his defense they aren’t weird or big things. In fact they are quite reasonable things. I fear that I’ve become a Poster Child for every Pet Peeve my loving husband has – in fact I did just look in the dictionary and my picture was there next to pet peeve so honey I feel for ya.

It’s not that I don’t care, I’m just a tired, busy mommy of four boys and sometimes I just don’t want to fix it, clean it, fold it, wipe it, put it away, throw it out, etc. (you get the gist). I’m not a Martha Stewart, I’m more of a Jessica Simpson type of homemaker (minus her double D’s)!! If you remember the episode of Newlyweds when she threw all her dirty laundry over the bannister and then proceeded to leave it there for several days – just a yucky landing strip of clothing. Well I can totally relate to that, I’m just THAT kind of housekeeper! I’ve tried to be Martha so many times but the bad hair do and stripe jumper just didn’t work for me – lol! I just don’t have the patience or interest or talent or something. I’m lacking! What I lack in homemaking skills I make up for in attractiveness, in fact just drop by my house unannounced any day around 3pm and I’m still in my pj’s with peanut butter on my top and no make-up. I’m that kind of glamourous!!! I have an “inner hottie” now where I used to have an “outer hottie”. DO you have an inny or an outty??

So as a Tribute to the things I do that drive Nathan WILD I’ve put together a little montage. After this much honestly you’ll have a serious headache, I’m sure Nathan does!! LOL! Betcha can’t wait to get home now huh honey?!!

So now if you want to mail him some sympathy cards I’ll totally understand!!! Here’s a picture of the “Angel” himself – he just glows!! LOL!!!

I LOVE YOU HONEY!! Thanks for putting up with me- you rock!