Yes, It’s true. I’m going to share my hints, tips and know how with you for the bargain price of …FREE! I can help you to drive your husband completely WILD with emotion. It’s easy and if you follow my simple tips you’ll be on your way to an “explosive” experience. I like to shake things up a bit and change the things that I do just to keep him guessing “Will she do that again??”
I’m just kidding people, it’s not the kind of wild reaction you might be expecting. In fact sometimes I wonder how Nathan and I ever got together, how he ever puts up with me and all my idiosyncrasies. I HAVE MANY! Nathan has many things in his life that he likes “just so”, but in his defense they aren’t weird or big things. In fact they are quite reasonable things. I fear that I’ve become a Poster Child for every Pet Peeve my loving husband has – in fact I did just look in the dictionary and my picture was there next to pet peeve so honey I feel for ya.
It’s not that I don’t care, I’m just a tired, busy mommy of four boys and sometimes I just don’t want to fix it, clean it, fold it, wipe it, put it away, throw it out, etc. (you get the gist). I’m not a Martha Stewart, I’m more of a Jessica Simpson type of homemaker (minus her double D’s)!! If you remember the episode of Newlyweds when she threw all her dirty laundry over the bannister and then proceeded to leave it there for several days – just a yucky landing strip of clothing. Well I can totally relate to that, I’m just THAT kind of housekeeper! I’ve tried to be Martha so many times but the bad hair do and stripe jumper just didn’t work for me – lol! I just don’t have the patience or interest or talent or something. I’m lacking! What I lack in homemaking skills I make up for in attractiveness, in fact just drop by my house unannounced any day around 3pm and I’m still in my pj’s with peanut butter on my top and no make-up. I’m that kind of glamourous!!! I have an “inner hottie” now where I used to have an “outer hottie”. DO you have an inny or an outty??
So as a Tribute to the things I do that drive Nathan WILD I’ve put together a little montage. After this much honestly you’ll have a serious headache, I’m sure Nathan does!! LOL! Betcha can’t wait to get home now huh honey?!!
So now if you want to mail him some sympathy cards I’ll totally understand!!! Here’s a picture of the “Angel” himself – he just glows!! LOL!!!
I LOVE YOU HONEY!! Thanks for putting up with me- you rock!
Poor, poor Nate!! Not weird??? Are you sure? Butter on the foil???? And it isn’t Brownie batter that you leave uncooked… it is chocolate chip cookie dough!!! I have to admit, I am guilty of #1, 3, and 4. But shhhhh, don’t tell anyone!
Aww, cute post. love the photos.
~Tara
Oooh Wow! You are a woman after my own heart! I feel great having seen your messes. Now I don’t feel so bad. But I don’t have an excuse. I don’t have kids.
I’m just lazy. My husband loves me just the same – just like yours.
Also I must comment… your hubby’s a real hottie! (^-^)
Thanks! He IS a total Hottie! I’m so lucky to have him – he is a wonderfully helpful guy too, not above doing dishes or changing diapers! I Like that in a man!
He’s not perfect though, when he’s unhappy he certainly can let you know it!! His Mom will back me up on that!!! HAHA
Gee now I know where Brett gets,well………. pretty much all of his bad habits from. hehehe
Nathan I feel ya buddy!
Jen
Hey Dee no worries Im the same way…but now that I live with Wade we are working on my
domestic skills but hey your a mom of 4 so I totally feel for you…leave that dish, don’t fold the clean laundry, and be a rebel…lol Just kidding…You Know I love you both
awe, that is so sweet.
Ah Nathan, you can come over to my house any time and I’ll cook you a fabulous gourmet meal with warm bread that you can butter from the butter dish.
Daria, you crazy woman!
sympathy? hmmm.. I guess I won’t be annoyed by any of those things (yummy, uncooked brownies!) and my boy friend would be neither. I guess we’re a bit too busy to raelly get angry about such things…
I’m not quite sure which of the above housekeeping techniques were incorrect. Could you please explain?
Jennifer you brat! Don’t you dare offer to make a GOURMET meal for Nathan to show me up – on the other hand if you’re gonna feed Me too then I’m totally game! LOL
Ann, you crack me up!!! None of them, I think I’m the Queen of Domesticity
Gee, there’s an awful lot that sounds familiar here. Used to be a neat freak; then I had kids, and suddenly got the attitude-’hey, if he can walk by that dirty sock without picking it up, so can i’. eventually it gets picked up, of course, but life is too short…
I do almost everything that you do. It drives my husband wild too. I think we may be onto something. -grin-
WONDERFUL suggestions. Want one that requires less work and is sure to make them batty? Sigh deeply and when he says, “what’s wrong?”, sigh again and then say “nothing”
LOL – most excellent post! I have many of the same issues – I used to say that my secret to marital harmony was a maid – I figure there will be plenty of time to work on those Martha skills when the kids are all in school (probably college!) because it sure isn’t happening now.
Great post, I find it is my husband who is guilty of most of those things, especially the uncooked batter!! Ha!
Well, I share in the water thing… only Dougie gets me back….he just turns it off mid-brushing. Of course there is no physical dispute in the fight for the faucet because I usually brush ‘n walk whilst putting clothes BACK on Cael, re-turning on Zac’s light for the hmmmm third time (I think… I lost count), and ‘whippin’ down stairs to see if I left the water boiling for the porridge, or if I didn’t! So… by time I get back up to the running water, I can’t remember if I turned it off, or he did! But… after all that multi-tasking… the bonus is – my teeth are white! lol
New to blogging,
Always yours.
Coco
P.S.
To those commenting on “our” hottie…. I’ve always thought N.T.G. could be a Tom Cruise look alike!
Sounds like you and I would make PERFECT roomies…LOL. Great post. I just got here through BE and wanted to stop and say hello.
Hee hee…cute.
WOW, you have a hottie for a husband.