I’m so excited to meet this new baby boy of ours - new babies are miracles and I know I’m going to love him to pieces. I have to publicly admit that I desperately want a baby girl, but it’s just not happening for me. I have three little boys and one more on the way - plus my hubby! HELLO HOUSE OF TESTOSTERONE! I was thinking last night of what knowledge and life’s lesson’s I would be able to impart to a “would be” daughter someday. I’m 31, I have my own business, I am Mom to 3 (almost 4) - I’m a superwoman, I should have a bevy of advice and wisdom right?? But as I thought about it my list started to sound like one of those weekend courses you can sign up for, for the bargain price of $49.95!!
Things like:

How to open a pickle jar when your man is nowhere in sight
or
How to change a flat tire using only a paring knife and a pair of tweezers

I must have better advice than this!!! I’ve lived, I have laughed, I’ve made mistakes! Oh yeah, mistakes that should spark my creative juices flowing.

Here goes:

Skipping classes in high-school. The first step on the road to hell.
or
How to find a GREAT man by only dating 150 losers!! Woo hoo!

Maybe this is the reason I keep getting boys, I just have no Womanly Wisdom to pass on - I can’t even balance my checkbook or organize my refrigerator! What business do I have trying to steer an impressionable young lady into womanhood?! But think of the CLOTHES, THE HAIR BOWS, the Jewelry, the sheer excess of having a baby girl!! I want that someday. So like my dear sister in law said to her brother - “dude you need to put your testicles on ice!” - it’s Canada, it’s cold here! You’d think we’d have a Country full of only WOMEN!! LOL! Wait, that wouldn’t work would it? Maybe I shouldn’t have skipped so many Bio classes in high-school…