A guy is in his bouse and the doorbell rings, he walks to the front door and opens it. At first he doesn’t see anybody and then he looks down
and sees a tiny snail on his front porch.
The guy reaches down and picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can across the yard…
Five years later the doorbell rings and the guy sees the same snail on the doorstep.
The snail says “What the heck did you do that for???”

Nathan loved that one!!!! LOL!