Yesterday I picked up my Dylan from school and somehow on the ride home the topic of sex came about. Anyway, I said something like:
“hey buddy, we didn’t get to have that talk about sex the other day and we should do that so you can ask some questions if you have any.”
Dylan’s response “I don’t want to talk about “That” Mom, it’s gross!”
“Dylan, how do you know it’s gross? Why do you think that?”
“Mom, I just know.”
“How do you know it’s gross sweetie? Did someone else tell you about it?”
“No I figured it out on my own.” he says
“Well Dyl, how do you know that you’re right about it if you just figured it out??” I said
“Mom, if it’s what I think it is………..then I DON’T want to know about it!!” followed by his classic giggle.
I just about hit a tree I was laughing so hard!